Sasquatch

Growing up as children who clearly understood what a profound connect humans have to the earth, both Shane Hall and myself have heard generations of stories relating to the elusive Sasquatch. Some were very far fetched, but many came from reputable normal people who merely had an encounter.

Many of these yarns and legends have been told to me as a child growing up in Harrison Hot Springs. This is a place that has been recognized (along with Agassiz) in numerous encyclopedias pages as a Sasquatch sighting hot spot.

Aerial reconnaissance.

Our crew shares a deep bond with nature, and a personal respect for the lore connected to it, so it was only a matter of time until we officially opened a Sasquatch investigation.

This investigation is now officially open.

First Encounter

Camping in the woods often as a boy, I've had a few personal encounters that I can now look back on with a more educated understanding of the events that took place, and much of what I remember of my own encounters correlates what others have described in their personal experiences.

I remember one late night fuzzy headed getting up to go pee encounter with something very large, humanoid and furry, rustling through our camp. The vision before me could only have been manufactured by my childhood imagination, so odd in fact that I went immediately back to sleep, sure of my own dream state interfering with my nighttime sanity.

Water reconnaissance.

Waking in the morning, my companion and I are aware of an odd smell permeating camp. The strong smell could best be described as a unique combination of cod liver oil and wet dog, definitely not bear or cougar as we were both familiar with those common smells. Our gear and slumber were otherwise undisturbed, no evidence was found to explain the permeating odor and presence that lingered throughout camp.

At the time I kept any mention of my nocturnal visions to myself.

Current Research

Over the many years of research we have compiled a few common denominators from all the stories and legends. Some of this information must seem more realistic than other points, but all of these points have remained steadfast through each encounter from past to present.

Land reconnaissance.

• The Sasquatch is mute, communication is done telepathically (except for the occasional screech).
• The Sasquatch is a fourth dimensional creature, able to traverse between this physical and yet another dimension via permanent portals
• The Sasquatch's main diet is fish, supplemented by berries, nuts, and fruit.
• The Sasquatch is a warm blooded mammal which raises live young.
• The Sasquatch is shy, preferring to avoid human contact entirely except in times of required co-operation.
• The Sasquatch prefers to live in groups, or pods in the deep woods. Removing any physical evidence of it's presence is standard protocol.
• The Sasquatch is able to adapt to extreme cold temperatures and prefers to hunt and reside in remote locations. i.e.. Yeti.
• Once a human makes a first initial contact, the encounters often repeat themselves over a lifetime.

Investigation

The elusive sasquatch is an investigation that has already began, and we at Oraclevision feel that we are capable and experienced enough investigators to proceed with an informed and deliberately focused undertaking. So far the amazing Oraclevision crew has managed to capture significant evidence and priceless footage of whatever investigation they pursue.

Our Oraclevision.ca crew has already searched by land, water, air, map and archive to reconnoiter the area's that provide the greatest sasquatch sighting advantages. With the best researchers, the best technologies, the best guides and an uncanny ability to be in the right place at the right time, it's only a matter of time before our efforts are successful.

The investigation continues...